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worst accident I've ever seen

Posted by woodchuck07 on 4/6/2007
worst accident I've ever seen

Brace yourself Gonzobeer and others: this photo is painful. Received via e-mail earlier this week. Words can't say how bad I took this sight.

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woodchuck07 says:

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and this was headed for the lakehouse' party with badash!!

climbingwall says:

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MY EYES!!!MY EYES!!!MY EYES!!! OH THE INHUMANITY OF IT. I'LL GO HAVE A COLD ONE TO TOAST THEIR PASSING BEFORE THEY COULD FULFIL THEIR PURPOSE IN LIFE. OH TO DIE SO YOUNG.
Cheers!

woodchuck07 says:

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yeah, I got some glass in my tongue from trying to lick up the spills. Their cousins in my fridge' took it pretty hard.

Bex says:

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OMG what do we do in such tragedies. I think we shall give them a proper wake. Yes That's what I shall do tonight.

slightlyfuzzy says:

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D'you think the driver might have been, err.... dipping into to merchandise?

"Gravity doesn't ever forget itself or go temporarily off duty" - R. Macfarlane, 2003.

Spudz says:

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what is all that stuff anyway

Spudz says:

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just kidden

gonzobeer says:

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I'm sorry, I was at a loss for words......I thought I could handle it all, my years as an EMT couldn't prepare me for this! *sniff sniff*
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woodchuck07 says:

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Oddly enough, it appears as a sort of attractive artistic scene, in its randomness of scattered and broken bottles. The entropy effect, that state where matter has gone back to the natural state of disorganization, of ramdomness. So little effort needed to return this beverage back to its disorganized state it seems. So much more effort to keep it in a bottle, open it carefully, consume its liquid pleasures and then recycle it through the body and back to the environment when taking a leak out back on the garden. Such is life. And who says climbers don't have deep thoughts.?

Bex says:

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That was really profound Woody.

climbingtrash says:

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I'm pretty sure this is a sign from GOD that he thinks beer tastes like POOP too! Only an honest and just God would permit such an event!

DING-DING-DING!

and so begins another round...bring it on! (I'm the Chuck Norris of beer haters!)



Bex says:

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Sure you are.....uh huh I belive you. I'm the Bruce Lee of Beer Drinkers

climbingtrash says:

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Surrender! Your beer drinking Kung-Fu is no good in this village!



Bex says:

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Never you NOn Beering drinking poop.

woodchuck07 says:

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Because of beer, I'm often known as 'Otis', as from the old Andy Griffith show. Now that's profound.

Bex says:

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I'm a drunken philosopher. If you can figure out what I am saying it could be preofound and never ask me to repeat it (cuz I would have forgotten what I said 5 seconds later).

woodchuck07 says:

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i'm home with beer in hand right now, ready to laugh at the Cubs home opener on TV.

Bex says:

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This might sound dumb are the cubs baseball (okay I only unbderstand Hockey, Curling and figure skating in the form of organized sports).

gonzobeer says:

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Yes Bex, the Cubs are a baseball team. Hey Woody.....Go Cardinals!!! WOOHOOO.
A drunks mans (or womans) words are a sober mans thoughts, remember that Woody. And Trash, I can't really say anything to you, I can't even look at you right now. Can I bring beer when I come to visit? nah fuck that, I'll just bring whiskey.
Licentia Haud Vestigium

climbingwall says:

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LET'S GO ASTROS!!!!!
Cheers!

gonzobeer says:

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ASTROS?!?!?!?!?! Eugene, I am canceling my flight tomarrow.
Licentia Haud Vestigium

Bex says:

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Thanks for the clarification I thought they were.

woodchuck07 says:

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No Bex, the Cubs only think they are baseball. They are actually a joke on professional sports of all kinds. Real men play hockey, not for the Cubs.

climbingtrash says:

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You can bring beer GB! I'll have a Whiskey and DP and my wife'll have a beer with ya. I'm really not much of a drinker anymore though, I just feel better if I don't drink and I vary rarely crave it. Not sure why beer tastes so nasty to me, same goes for wheat bread. Maybe it's the hops er something.



woodchuck07 says:

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beer? Wheat? maybe gluten allergy starting for you. Buddy of mine never had it until just lately. Sad day to give up beer I say.

badash says:

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awwww no wonder you guys didnt show up! Man i avoided this topic b/c i thought it was gonna be a gross climbing accident... hahaha... anyways, im just gonna go ahead and say that although this is a tragedy, its all good because we dont need beer... wine is wayyyyy better.

badash says:

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woody we just posted a comment at the same time!

woodchuck07 says:

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you, me, we're in total karma' tonight, eh? I feel it.

Bex says:

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I'm allergic to gluten...Guiness effects me the least.

Bill says:

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badash says:

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for sure. sharing the same vibes!

Bex says:

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And I thought I was allergic to Tequilla...but it was thre limes..so I drink it with tobasco now.

woodchuck07 says:

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Bex: something called Redbridge is the beer my friend found ( gluten free) so he's happy. Although I would go for Guinness any day.

Ash:...beer during the hot sunny days; red wine in the evenings. There's always a bottle of red next to the hot tub at night here at Camp Woodchuck.

Bex says:

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I 'll see if I can find it in Canada (we have different beers you know).

woodchuck07 says:

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I;m honored that a post over spilled beer has achieved 30 plus responses. Either we are a sport related much to drinking and crying over spilled beer, or the catchy title caught attention of those seeking bloody accidents. Undecided on that one.

gonzobeer says:

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I think the gore hungry drunks is a good way to describe us.
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Bex says:

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yep...that's me anyways.

badash says:

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or maybe we just look at every single thing on the site and post a reply.......

gonzobeer says:

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.....Considering the fact that there is a core group here that do the actual posting......Cheers! We rock! Or we're just nerds as Kat just now so eloquently put it.
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badash says:

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who is kat?

woodchuck07 says:

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I try to check other stuff, but agree that there are about 6 or 7 of us since I joined up who make up most of the chatter.OR am I unlinked to dozens of others who are equally active on topics I just don't have interest in or check out? I try to check all photos out and make comments to 'regulars' or new exciting ones. But I'm sure there is alot I've missed each day.

steve outing says:

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You guys are all great, but it'd be cool to get some new voices posting too. (We know there are plenty of folks who only "lurk".) ... How about encouraging your friends to participate as actively as you?

Steve
Founder and publisher, YourClimbing.com / Enthusiast Group LLC

woodchuck07 says:

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agree. so listen up..HEY ALL YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE REMAINING QUIET!@ Sorry.
Git' on board and tell us a thing or two about yourself. I can't count how many names in the 'members directory' I've checked on who have NO points, no bio, no photos posted...just registered for some reason but doing nothing out there on the site. Post up! tell us what you think of CT, Gonzo, Bex, Woody, spudz, climbingwall, and our favorite boulderer Badash'. Katie can't post new stuff every day...it takes all of us to come up with stuff to share.
cheers to more postings.

Bex says:

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I agree. Call'n all Canucks, there are tonnes of you registered but I never see you.

gonzobeer says:

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Bring on the belittlement! I can't wait! This is gonna be so much more fun when EVERYONE starts posting.
Please people, seriously now, I'm getting tired of seeing these joksters! ( you guys rock)
Licentia Haud Vestigium

woodchuck07 says:

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agree ! yes, please someone out there start posting stuff soon, and replace gonzobeer's endless daily efforts, Please.......yeaahaaawww,,,.

Bex says:

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I Like the manacle laughter Woody.

gonzobeer says:

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Don't make me come over there Woody.
Licentia Haud Vestigium

badash says:

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YEAH! AMEN! Come on people! Speak up! Don't be intimited just because I have like..... over 1900 points or something! We all started SOMEWHERE! =)

woodchuck07 says:

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As I near 700, bash' is at 1900? I give up..

Bex says:

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I'm approaching the 400...nit nearly as impressive. But I'm kicking Canadian butt.(really that's the only bragging right I have).

slightlyfuzzy says:

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Erm, this post takes me up to 16 points.... any chance of me ever catching up with badash?.... I guess only if I start posting my comments letter by letter.... but that would be stupid!
As for bringing the belittlement - not too sure I'm qualified for that just yet!

"Gravity doesn't ever forget itself or go temporarily off duty" - R. Macfarlane, 2003.

slightlyfuzzy says:

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However, Woodchuck does sometimes make an easy target of himself with his 'dubious-fashion' photo's ;)

"Gravity doesn't ever forget itself or go temporarily off duty" - R. Macfarlane, 2003.

woodchuck07 says:

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Well that only helps others gain points as they ridicule me. I get nothing for their posts. And I'm mostly into photos, not writing long blogs about me each day. Even my blog questions get laughed at, if you read today's new one you'll see what I'm talking about.

gonzobeer says:

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I think we all know about dubious fashion photos.
Licentia Haud Vestigium

badash says:

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wait so do i have the highest points? what about ana?

gonzobeer says:

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I thought we already established that Ash, you tydye wearing yourclimbing.com millionaire!
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woodchuck07 says:

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well as far as I know from my 'buddies' list and from sites and photos I check, I see none above Ash's totals. Did I miss Ana somewhere on the site?

steve outing says:

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OK, this will offer the final word. Here's a hidden page that ranks everyone by the mysterious "points" the system awards for posts to YourClimbing:

http://www.yourclimbing.com/userpoints

You can discount my number, since it's mostly admin stuff that the system is recording. ... Interesting that so many of you have more points than Katie! Way to go!!

And yes, Badash is clearly Queen of YourClimbing for now. Can she keep her crown??

Steve
Founder and publisher, YourClimbing.com / Enthusiast Group LLC

woodchuck07 says:

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steve, I know I some how came into this page once, where I saw the big totals down the page. dont' know how or what link I was trying, just ended up there once.

steve outing says:

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Must've been blind luck! I'm pretty sure we don't link to it anywhere.

gonzobeer says:

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WooHoo!!! number 5!! I need to get some ridiculous and dubious photos so I can catch up to Woody. Thanks for showing us that link Steve, as if we weren't competetive enough.
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climbingtrash says:

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You're only #5 GB because I was gone for a week! Don't worry...I'll catsup! GET IT?!! CATSUP!!!! Ahahahaha!



woodchuck07 says:

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well I know I saw the exact page once before when I was waaaay down the list. So I'm like in top 3 or 4 now. WhooHooo!! a comfy 200 point lead over my next competitor. At this pace, if we send BadAsh off to the LOST' island for 2 years, I might catch up.

badash says:

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sweet....... i bet i could not post for 2 weeks and still be in the lead...... maybe. But im not going to try, so dont get your hopes up! =)

woodchuck07 says:

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Ash, if you didnt post for 2 weeks we would all be out looking for your body at Tennessee climbing areas. Keep us entertained and outscored as much as you can please.

meanwhile, a note here to Steve: What consists of a 'post'.? I've been stuck on the same number for weeks, yet gain points for whatever gains them. Observed someone with a third as many points has nearly equal amount of 'posts'. Hey, I'm not trying to make a score, just wondered what defines as what. thanks.

WC

badash says:

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hahahha. thats funny. BUT, i've been climbing in SOILL alot lately - so you'll have to go all around the southeast ----> i would first check SoILL (the holy boulders and jackson falls) and then go down to Fosters, LRC, Rocktown and maybe HP40) ...just in case!!! =)

woodchuck07 says:

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OK. Everybody read and save this, just in case we must form regional SAR teams to send out to all compass directions in search of 'Ash some day. GPS coordinates to be posted soon for better response.
Ash, you rock on girl.

Bex says:

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I'm seventh woohoo. I think we should have a country rank too that way some of our other Nations who don't have Badashes can show their pride (and I'm faring OK with the americans).

badash says:

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that made me laugh, bex.

badash says:

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and after i just posted that last comment i realized that this is my 2005 comment.... dang!

woodchuck07 says:

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dang, I'm over a millennium and 2 centuries behind badly'ashed'.

climbingwall says:

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Now I'm really depressed, I was in third place about a month ago. Oh well, I guess when you actually climb instead of just talking about it, you lose points. And yes, we would go looking for BA if she didn't post for two weeks.
Cheers!

Bex says:

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Spoil Sport CW. Hey I climbed this week (okay it was indoor again becuasee we had a snow storma agin..but I climbed).

woodchuck07 says:

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Hey Bex. I almost climbed this week too. In between the rain storms and snow, I managed to sneak out and bolt 3 new plastic holds in place on my wall out back. That was it. At least I touched the holds, if not actually climb on them. It was close to climbing, wasn't it?

Bex says:

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Close enough in books Woody. I won't be moving for a few more weeks my project hit a snag. My parents are allowing me to build a free standing wall in their yard. My parents rock.