craziest 5.11 move ive ever done

Slime and slippery is another way to Just Say NO!

YEAH it is.... i didnt know what i was in for. The thing my foot is on is flat - there was nothing else to do. You have to like push and pull at the same time and its soooo weird.

Your configuration on it looks great...sorta like an untwisted figure 4. May I also say, 'nice angle photo'!@

Don't talk bad about that route. That route loves you and all you do is make it feel bad. You should be ashamed of yourself. The route can't help it, the route was born that way.

Me talks to the rocks too, I will add. Treat the rocks well, and they will be nice to you.

You gotta start worrying when the rocks start talking to you.

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This is what rocks say to me - "why are you pulling on me that way, why are you trying to fight me, are you stupid?"

Then I say - "shut up fatass, you need to lose some weight, what are you up to now, 500,000 tons? Ridiculous."

Then I usually fall right about then and realize - I can't take revenge on inanimate objects and then I start looking for wild animals to take revenge on (they are probably evil friends with the rock) because I never read Moby Dick so what do I know?

Truth be told I've been drinking since the CU - CSU game and not much of that ever really happens to me, I'm desperate for acceptance.

Don'tcha just hate when that happens?

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I should be drinking alot now, AFTER the Michigan game. Eeeeouch!

I'm on the wagon...Methinks. At least I didn't drink today. Picked up 10 pounds from this three-month beer bender!

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Tomorrow I take a 2 tankard photo. Yes, 2 full juicy brews in one hand and me clutching to the wall with the other. Will post only if I do NOT spill the beer.

Naturally. A spill would be disasterous!

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any moron could take a photo with a half filled brew...so spillage is not allowed to be posted. we must retain our dignity in some way here, musn't we?

That we must, WC, that we must.

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I usually flow with the rock and not fight with it... but i think i was fighting with it on this one. SORRY route, you need to work on your flow, man! I respect you and who you are, but i do not like you very much. =)

There are routes that are just evil for some reason. I think of a greasy wet,never dried out slot called Michaels Project which is just hideous for the first 25 ft. I hate it, yet love doing badly on it too.

This route was greasy and wet and simply awkward.

so I take it you are not returning soon to attack this route again?