change

Oh man, is this from OUTER space or what? (and when Katie is without internet for three weeks) hahaha. Hey GB! You wanna shag this one while Katie is away? Pfffttttt!

I wanna to hear this.

AH ok ???? This should be interesting, hey RR were you at, got one for ya.

And the confusion sets in!!!!!!!!! SO is matt from Trinidad CO? If so then i totally understand this post if not then I am completely lost..........

Even though rock climbing is cheaper than a sex change op, it's often not recommended for some of the following reasons.
1) It's not quite as sterile as you might think, chalk contains many bacteria from repeated dippings-in by one too many prepubecent lockhards that are just into number chasing.
2) A sex change via climbing will often result in even more people not talking to you because you think it's cool to walk into the bar with dirty fingernails, gobies, and artifical boobs.
3)It takes longer to accomplish a sex change via climbing than a regular surgery, especially if you actually enjoy the outdoors for any reason at all, as you have to spend all you time pulling plastic to actually build up enough estrogen to facilitate the change.

Licentia Haud Vestigium

Cool, trans rock! Also I love waffle house, I cannot remember ever having a bad time at WH. Is there anyone out there that's had a bad time at WH? -your comments.

Did someone say WAFFLE HOUSE?!?!?

Waffle House is the BEST breakfast place every. There is nothing like eating eggs and bacon cooked in 6yr old grease. Waffle House ROCKS...

thank you all for the kind words, but i'm not talking about operations to achieve greatness in this sport...that seems to much like taking anabolic steroids. i am talking about evolution. i also noticed that not one name is "katie brown" of whom i directed the question; so i take your advice with a grain of salt because i doubt you have the skills necessary for an educated answer to my question...and of course by skills, i mean computer hacking skills, bow staff skills, or rock climbing skills. i wish you all a merry day!

NO SKILLS!?!? CHECK IT...

(now take it back)

you did it now the wrath of CT is unleashed; sucks to be you MM.

I like your sense of humor MM. It will be a little while before Katie can answer your question, but until then....wanna spar? ( my bow staff skills are pretty good)
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The Ninja clan forms

Hey Matt. Maybee if you could post a picture to illustrate your dilemna it would help the skeptics see that what you are saying is for real. BTW, Katie is in South Africa w/o regular internet access so be patient for the response. I heard she was checking out WTOK last fall while she was in the Red for Rocktoberfest. Maybee when she comes back this fall for Rocktoberfest she will send that thing in a style that will make you look like the girl, I mean man, or whatever you really are.
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Guys, if you have nothing better to do than obsess over sex changes, I suggest you shuffle over here, instead of tramping all over our nice clean site with criticism stuck to your boots.

Now Matt, this is for Katie to reply to, but you say girls seem to be the stronger force in climbing? Sadly, 8a.nu says otherwise. Our top-sending lady is only ninth in the world ranking. I don't know why they brought up sex changes, but maybe if you sport a wig and dress it might help you with your climbing.

I know SOMEONE online who wore a wedding dress and posted himself in it. So you guys can't complain.

yah, katie is off climing in Africa and you will have to deal with OUR responses for now. We are sincere even if a bit goofy.

Am i the only one confused by this post???

We are kinda jumping around...just throw in what you think. :D

No RR, you're not the only one. (the OP seems to be the most confused of all) It's just a joke post, probably by one of Katie's friends.

well it wasn't me. maybe it was gonzobeer in one of his creative moods.

ok just making sure, i didnt wanna upset some transvesite wanna be, or some dude that suck so bad a climbing he thought he might get better at climbing buy using a full rack instead of just nuts.

http://www.coloradospringsrockratz.com

he said rack....

"Need a Belay"
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Rack?? And nuts too. wasn't Rack' the one word that got me in BIG Trouble here about 6 weeks ago? Racks? I ain't gonna talk about big racks or show photos of exposed young racks in the making. NOt that I'm opposed to fine looking racks ( as Ladyanne posted up a great one to start off that topic months ago). No, not me. Now as for nuts, well being a trad' kind of guy I do possess a few very nice ones, and proudly flaunt them at times as they swing in the breeze and jostle about when at a full trot on the way to a route.
Thanks Pludos. I'll work my nuts off to find a nice rack to display soon. It's mid July and if there is anything we desperately need right now it's a mighty fine rack staring us in the face. Excellent idea.

Yeah WC is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You rock Bro!

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Glad you're back to test the bounds of obscenity in posting :)

Well somebody has too.
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see only a trad' climber has ever carried a full rack of nuts around the neck and run down a boulderfield in haste for some illogical reason. Nothing beats having a huge #11 hex smack your kneecap or 'nethers area while at a full trot. Brings you to your senses.

this is no joke my friends.

Certainly not. *serious face*

Matt,

Sorry about the delay in getting back to your VERY important questions. You see, I've been in Africa and without an ideal internet connection.
I hate to say it, but the truth of the matter is that without the 'magic' you probably will never be a good rock climber. Tragic, I know, but you'll get over it.
There's always steroids. Maybe that could help lower your voice and help you grow a bit of facial hair.
As for the gallbladders, you're just plain s**it out of luck. Only the very special are blessed with that perfect bit of T and A.

Cheers! :)

non-ideal internet connections in africa...that's a bit racist don't you think?

anyway, i appreciate your honesty...you are wise beyond your years. i had a gut feeling i was not cut out for the sport. my psychiatrist thinks it may be mental, stemming from childhood trauma invoked when i was placed upon a large sandstone boulder at the age of 3, where my scrotum was shaved as part of some secret society ritual. personally, i think i just whine too much, which is why i think i will take up jet skiing.

good luck!

nigel m. cribbard

"KATIE ROCKS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Need a Belay?"

Hey Katie! Welcome back! (you racist you) Hahaha.

Maybee there is some hope for you Matt. This climber seems to have unlocked the secret of "la femme mystique"?
He must have caught the magic as he is currently is ranked among the top 3 climbers on redriverclimbing.com. Maybee he could give you some advice? At least it would be cheaper than hiring a shrink to work out your childhood trauma.
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Katie rocks, yes. ( and is blessed with those gall bladder T & A's thank goodness)

That would be the climber CT and one of the strongest in the Red. Sorry my skilz at uploading photos are deficient.
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I can't take it...gotta go to the local no-cover, cheap beer, no reserve front row seat- strip club tonight to cleanse my eyes out and get my 'mojo back. Nothing like a couple hours with 'Tiger, Passion, Angie and Isis.

Ooooooowwwww! YOu know Isis? All 6 ft 1", blonde, sleek and small gall bladders? I'm not sure if it's the pose or the physique above that freaks me the most.

Yeah...Though as the wife AND sister of Osiris, you still might not shake off that creepy feeling. Also, the way her statues wielded those ancient egptian moral equivelants of chuka sticks in the old Boris Karloff mummy movies, you might still experience some troubled sleep.

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Oh I can handle that kind of 'troubled sleep' after a visit to see MY Isis. She has some pretty amazing moves on that pole.