Big bad mama

Men, is it time for you to stand up to that nagging hag who won't let you go climbing anymore?  This blog is for those who can identify with the poor soul featured here on this climbing wall.  Let's take a look at you here, just to the left of the main photo.   Bloodied nose, swollen eye, all from that ex-wife who keeps battering you when you come to visit the kids   Is that you, with the constant frown and feeling like the world is against you? 

   Well, do we have the solution for you here!   For a nominal fee, you can come over to climb all you want, any day, and take it out on that ugly Big Mama' featured on the wall.  Hate hearing 'honey do this, do that' all the time from her big mouth?  (see photo)  Then come over and let her have it, right in that big mouth of hers.  Yell all you want too, cuz if you had to go see the psychiatrist for therapy, it would cost you 150 an hour, dude. 

    So just start up the climb, then just kick her in the teeth figuratively, when you jam a shoe right up on that molar and pinch hold her eye as you climb all you want and let out all those frustrations that have built up. And best of all, since you haven't laid a finger on her in the process, no cops, no court date and no stinkin' lawyers to pay off again.  Just leave some boot rubber on her face here, cuz we can clean off the scuff marks easily and let the next man have at it all over. 

 Isn't this the greatest idea yet?